Act 2 Dwight: Son of a bitch! Alex: Dude, we haven’t even gotten to play yet! Don’t break that! Kaylee: Here… Slam this! Dwight: I’m fine. Now, let’s get home and break this bad boy in. Edgar: So, nobody’s played this game before? How do we unlock the characters? Dwight: Judging by how it’s a fighting game, probably play through the game and unlock them by winning. Arrogant? Because you’re always playing a video game? I don’t ever see you without a controller in your hands! I mean, when’s the last time you went bowling with us? Bernice: We haven’t been bowling since November, dude. Alex: What makes you so sure of that, Mr. Alex: So, whose getting their ass thumped first? Dwight: Watch it be you. Clerk: You don’t know what a real game is! EA is corporate trash! I wish I had friends. Clerk: You kids are better off playing Mortal Kombat! Dwight: We already have that. Don’t trouble me for my freedom of speech! Alex: Here’s the cash for the game! We good? Yeah? Cool. Edgar: You call pumping out the same schlock yearly “doing no wrong”? Clerk: You call yourself a gamer? You look like you should be studying for a math test! Alex: Do you want the sale or not? Clerk: Hey, I’m just giving my opinion here, Mac. Believe it or not, it’s actually a stellar game… compared to the third R2R game. EA’s shameless attempt to copy Midway’s Ready 2 Rumble Boxing. Alex: Enough! Come on! We should find something good! Kaylee: How about this one, babe? Edgar: Facebreaker? Dwight: Looks kinda like a Ready 2 Rumble clone. We have the first amendment! Nothing like that can ever happen here. Dwight: What? You mean like forcing somebody to shut up if you disagree with what you say? Bernice, this is America. Bernice: Yikes! The Salem Witch Trial! Imagine if something like that happened nowadays. Alex: I say this is a call to celebrate! We’ll find a new game for the PS3 and play the ever-loving crap out of it tonight! Dwight: PS3? You sure? You’re more than welcome to get a game for the PS2. To see Patrice’s smug face look so defeated was just as sweet as being on Let There Be Dumbasses! Morgan: And how Brady tried to start the teasing again and everyone just seemed to tune him out? That was the cherry on top for me.
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